The dreaded red and blue lights start flashing behind us.
Bill pulls the car over and rolls the window down.
Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Bill: "My wife says I was going too fast."
Officer: "Yeah, you were speeding. Can I see your license and registration?"
I start fumbling in the glove compartment for the registration while Bill pulls out his license. Meanwhile, Oden takes his shoe off and uses his big toe to roll down his window (which is on the driver side and right next to the officer). He shoots the officer his classic Oden smile.
Bill has by this point taken the papers from the glove box from me and is trying to find the registration. (I have never been pulled over, so I don't know what I'm looking for anyway.)
The officer sees Oden, smiles.
Officer: "He's a Cheeser!"
Bri: "Yes, he is!"
The officer gets the papers from us and tells us he will be right back. We wait.......
He starts coming back and I just know we are getting a ticket. He hands the papers back to Bill.
Officer: "Here's your information back. I'm letting you go with a warning because your kids are so darn cute."
AWESOME!
True Story!